when someone gives me a compliment 


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Two urns by Jove’s high throne have ever stood,—
The source of evil one, and one of good.

Homer, The Iliad

1.01/1.02 - Pilot

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so this just happened on my dash

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We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. 

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Billy On The Street: It’s Not Pitbull, It’s Amy Poehler!

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So I heard it’s Earth Day


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please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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#best line in the world of everything

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American Horror Story: Asylum Twerk Team

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